Nachos to the Highest Bidder
Just in case you can't get your hands for some reason you are stuck to your computer chair with no hope of ever leaving, nachos lovers everywhere can still get theirs from the most well known auction site in the world, eBay. That's right kiddies and coach potatoes, we've decided to scan the far reaches of eBay to find you a way to get your hands on some cheesy cheese memorabilia via the good ol' internet. Take a look at some of the best and most bizarre around:
For the Fisherman At Heart
The eBay seller's sales pitch: "Nachos Chip that looks like a bass!!!!! Found in my nachos"
Our response: brilliant
For the Artist
The eBay seller's sales pitch: This J&M Trading auction is for a very nice folk art piece painted on a carved cutout wood board. Vibrant colors make this a really cheerful painting with the Southwest flavoring of nachos, cheese, & jalapeno peppers. It measures 24" x 24" and the board is 1/2" thick. Great hanger for the kitchen or in a restaurant!
Starting bid: US $5.00
End time: 8 hours 22 mins (May-09-06 19:16:59 PDT)
Shipping costs: US $14.95Other (see description)
Ships to: United States
Item location: DOWNEAST MAINE, United States
History: 0 bids
Our response: Seriously, why isn't anyone bidding on this?
For the Organized
The eBay seller's sales pitch: "NEW NACHO CLOCK! LOOKS GREAT ANYWHERE ESPECIALLY IN VENDING AREA OR SNACK SHOP! PEOPLE WILL LOVE IT AND IT WILL HELP SELL MORE NACHOS. NEW 8 1/2" Round Wall Clock. Runs on one AA battery."
Starting bid: US $15.99
Price: US $17.99
End time: May-13-06 22:48:15 PDT (4 days 11 hours)
Shipping costs: US $5.95 USPS Priority Mail
Ships to: Australia, N. and S. America, Europe, Asia
Item location: Addison, IL, United States
History: 0 bids
Our response: You know what time it is?
Labels: eBay Cheese